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After a long time today, I actually wanted to shower in the morning 🤦♂️😅 … just to feel good. So .. wasted some sizzling water while … having shower thoughts? Anyways, I just came back. I think I’m gonna take a haircut today. Whenever these strands on my head grow to a point where, if I put my fingers in, I can’t get them out easily, that’s always a time for a haircut for me.
Previously I had a headshave, in late summer. People didn’t like it, but I did. I think I’m gonna get one again next summer. Cools your head off mate! Anyways .. I’ll try to squeeze a haircut in today’s schedule. (Let’s pretend I have schedule for a Saturday)
Gotta watch the highlights of Pak Vs Afg from last night. Then I’ll go for mess, then come back and start working. Good luck for your mornings people. A goodluck for your mornings which you will get to read at 10 pm 🤦♂️ .. just senseless things I say!
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I had lunch from C1 (Cafe 1) at around 1530. And while buying lunch, I passed by this new fruit shop. There were some billets placed in the shop. I bet you, 100 to 1, you don’t know what I am referring to when I say there were “billets” in the fruit shop. No matter who you are, a burger, a hustler, a business woman, a working worman, a girl or a guy, chairperson, fireperson, policeperson or gatekeeper person, YOU DO NOT KNOW BILLETS 😂. You’ve never heard of it too 🙂
Guess what it can be before swiping if you want to make it interesting 🤷♂️
“billets” ہو گئی ہیں . گنڈیریوں کا پتا ہے؟ انکی پروموشن ہو گئ ہے۔ اب وہ
What else could fuckin gnderiyan have been called? Nothing? Sugarcane slices? Sugarcane cutlets? Next summer our news headlines could be, “A raging sugarcane crisis in the country leads to rises in prices of the sugarcane slices”. Or would you prefer “bilLlleTs mhngi ho gyi hen”???
What about plain and simple “Naked-tiny-sugarcane’s-children”?
Let’s stick with billets then! Ab b smj ni ayi to I’ll post a picture of nude tiny sugar cane children at the end 🙂
Anyways, I was passing by that fruit shop. Saw some ganderiyan and literally just randomly asked, “Bhaya ganderiyan kis trha lgai hui hen”? … and this sentence transported me back in time. Hafizabad lari adde k samne 3 4 billets vale betha krte hen. And whenever I used to come back from college, I would come out of the bus station (previously used as larri adda) and say to any one of them, “Bhaya ganderiyan kis trha lgai hui hen”, while handing him out whatever change I would have left from the whole trip (back from college, Kohat to Hafizabad). So .. “Bhaya ganderiyan kis trha lgai hui hen” gave me so much happiness. Plus some minutes of fzool ki smile plus content for this diary today lol.
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