Hy bud! How you doing!
Its 258 am of 2 July, 2025. I turn 25 in about 12 days.
ChatGPT told me to write this letter to you. It said this is a light way to productively spend the next few hours until sleep catches me.
Yar bat btaun, mohabbat shohabbat dokha hi he, prhle beta moqa hi he! Lol! Yar … you are going to live a life so colorful, you’ll be amazed. Btao out of all those fuckers in your class at University (btw you are going to NUST on scholarship on a course that is perhaps most expensive one) .. who would have thought k tum itnon ko miloge? Or sb twoway highway hoga? Bro, WOAH! Love ki fikr na kro yar. You will get it. You will get both the euphoric kind, with holding hands and guessing the shampoo while kissing the head, and the type that leaves you asking to just get the fuck out of it. Bro you … you cheeky slut, you don’t know it yet!
Or pese ki b tension na lya kro. Alhamdulillah, aj you are making as much as dad, if not more, while he is 50 and you are 25. Can you believe it? For work that is maybe worth 100K max, if done good and proper. Tum kam theek krte ho, time p krte ho (mostly) and you don’t shy away from hard conversations with your boss. That’s your strength. Tum fire b hoge, q k ap jnab ne fire hona, 3piece pehnne se behtr smjha (kinda proud of it yar) or tum as Principal’s peon nokri b kroge, American Lyceum School, Pindi me. Tum boht bdlne wale ho jani.
Agle 10 sal me tumhe pta hi ni he k kya kya hoga. Baba rickshaw loader le len ge, dukan kholenge dada g vali, gaon me. Tum shadi k lye intzar kroge, the same you jo ab kehta ho mene shadi ni krni. Or tumhara first ni, second ni, but aek adh love tumhe boht stayega. 3 sal rhega, or jane mheenon bad tk b tumhe … yad ayega. But han ye he k is time tum smbhl b jaoge. Usi ghr me jisse tum 2 bar bhage the, usi me tum wifi lgwao ge. Or remote job kroge. Or 25 bulbs k peeche jail jane ki fikr b loge, these are the problems of me, your older self.
… ab me kya hi kahun. khelo, kudu. Chill kro. Tum akele to reh jaoge, ye bat to he, but I view it as the cost of the benefits you get. Luck, you are alhamdulillah very lucky. Like Sienfield, things just turn out good for u. Lol!
Allah se b dro ge, real me. Usko ignore krte ho ajkl beta. Tumhe pta he k tumhe kya krna he. Wuzu kr k sjda krna he lekin ye 2 sjde tum p bhari hue pre hen. Jani … this is the problem I hope to fix soon. I will fix soon. Or han, tum Capstan peo ge, us aek k jane k bad.
Nana g chle jaenge. The one connection you had that you used to look forward to, with the old good people. Baba ko yar sb hard working kehte hen, prsun p gaon wala pappu yhi keh rha tha and I felt embarrassed that I have almost no problems, life is so chill, so easy for me.
You … cheeky mf … enjoy every day, every stress, every problem because everything has its solution. Tumhara fav quote hoga: this too shall pass. Itne mature ho jaoge.
Or self aware b hoge. Greedy b. Ab is umr me tumhe pta hi ni k selflove kya hota he but then NUST me aek teacher ap ko smjhayega, and then life will leave you a pure Narcissist while you age to my stage. Ksi ko apne aram me, apne kam me ane ni doge. Khud ko khud h uthao ge, mlamt kroge, giraoge, khud me gum rehna seekh jaoge. Or han, you’ll eventually love games too. Books, kher vo to ab b prhte hi hoge. Harry Potter Series?
Idk, shayd andhere k teer hen ye sb.
I love you little man. And I always will, unless you do something willfully hurtful to someone who does not deserve it, objectively. Bye.
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